Suppose I had approximately 10,000,000 things left to do in my time on Earth. If I had to accomplish the most desirable things first, the last few would look something like this:
#9,999,997: Defecate out a flaming hot porcupine.
#9,999,998: Sit through a
Flavor of Love marathon.
#9,999,999: Vote for Al Franken for…well…anything, really.
#10,000,000: See
caustic hag “comedienne”
Kathy Griffin in concert.
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One flaming hot porcupine, coming up!
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