Sunday, July 15, 2007

MOB Mentality.

Keegan’s Irish Pub was the place to be Saturday evening! The annual Summer gathering of the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers took place and, as always, it was a great opportunity to renew acquaintances with fellow MOB-sters as well as meet many others for the first time.



Here I am intently listening to the pearls of wisdom emitted by Derek Brigham (left) of Freedom Dogs and John “Night Writer” Stewart.



Ben Worley (left, of Hammerswing75) has been a regular commenter of mine for quite a while yet I never met him in person until last evening. It was quite an honor!! I was also privileged to finally meet the Mall Diva (right), valued contributor to the family-run Night Writer blog.


A photo-op with Dan “Northern Alliance Wannabe” Stover. Dan was pulling double duty on this night as he was busy socializing in addition to babysitting his daughters (ages 6 & 5).



Here, King Banaian (in Red Sox shirt) and the DFL’s public enemy #1 Michael Brodkorb (right) enjoy cigars while basking in the glory of another stellar show on AM 1280 The Patriot.



Here I’m chatting with AM 1500’s Bob Davis while Learned Foot (right) of The Kool Aid Report (a/k/a “Power Line on meth”) mugs for the camera.



James Lileks (right, wearing glasses) graces us with his presence. Of what little I read of the Star Tribune, Lileks’ column was one of the few worthy indulgences. He still does blogging, which always provides a nice dose of entertaining reading.


Others I had a chance to chat with Saturday evening, but not pictured:

-The gregarious Mitch Berg, AM 1280 radio guy and blogger extraordinaire. You can always catch him talking impassionedly as ever about reviving his beloved St Paul by getting more Republicans on the school board, city council, etc.

-Speed Gibson, who has lost a total of 75 lbs over the past few years and it still going strong!

-John Wilson, who himself took plenty of photos of the soiree.

-Andy Aplikowski, mayor of the MOB and an incredibly generous individual (first time I ever met the guy and he buys me a drink!!).

-John of Roosh Five, who offered a kind word of encouragement after my recent job loss.

As always, I look forward to the next big endeavor!!!
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Saturday, July 14, 2007

And the hits just keep on comin'.

It has been a rather challenging week, to say the least.

Despite being very open and honest about family, I have never blogged much about my wife’s sister. Anyhow, let’s just say that my sister-in law has.…uh….”issues”. Well those “issues” have landed her in scalding hot water this week. The combo platter of her mental, emotional and physical issues has resulted in her receiving admission to a couple of days in the psych ward. To quote the indomitable Forrest Gump, “That’s all I have to say about that.”

Then I find out yesterday that I am being let go from my job. For some reason, companies these days don’t just come out and do the Donald Trump bit of “You’re Fired.” No, instead I’m being offered what is called “Transition Employment.” I’ve heard other asinine labels such as “Outplacement Program” or “Reorganization Efforts”. But “Transition Employment”? As I read through the Separation Agreement (another vapid phrase, IMO), I found out that Transition Employment entails me transferring the knowledge of my current responsibilities for the transition period of July 17 thru July 27 (nine working days). Showing that I was taking it all in stride, I asked my boss “What’ll we do the other eight days?” Being the hard-nosed, stuffy VP that she is, that didn’t go over particularly well. Basically, I still have two full paychecks coming for the actual work I’ve done (and will do) and then I will receive an additional two weeks severance. Based on my calculations, I could be out of work until the end of August and live strictly on my paychecks and severance.

A wise man once said, “Out of every adversity is a seed of equal or greater benefit.” God is still Lord of my life. Because of that fact, I don’t stress on iota over the uncertainty of my family or my employment situation. After all, we are bound to reap a bountiful harvest of benefits after the tumultuous week we have endured.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

We have a winner!!

I was in the mood for a little snack this afternoon so I checked out the vending machine while at work. I like those Pearson’s salted nut rolls so I went with that. As the machine dispensed the candy bar I noticed a card taped to the back. The card said something along the lines of “You are the winner of a 5 lb. Nut Roll!!!”

The prize-winning card instructed me to call one of the secretaries to claim the prize, which I did before I left for the day

I know. “What on earth does a 5 lb. Nut Roll look like?” you may ask.

Well, wonder no more.




It serves the equivalent of 54 regular size candy bars!!!! At 200 calories a serving, that’s a whopping 10,800 calories!!!
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Twins outlook: Cloudy.

If the Twins are to return to the postseason this year, they are going to need a similar post-All Star game run to 2006. After a scorching month of June last year, the Twins entered the All Star break at 47-39. Their 49-27 record after that won them the division.

This year, the Twins are a mediocre 45-43. I surmise they have to finish 48-26 just to get in the playoffs. While I don’t envision them catching the Detroit Tigers in the AL Central, I think 93 victories would put them in the 2007 postseason as the AL wild card team.

Now, can they get there?

Here’s how I believe it can be done:

-Trade for another hitter. Nick Punto CAN NOT be the everyday third baseman. While he is one of the better fielding infielders on this club, he is barely above the Mendoza line at the plate. In the American League, that’s a killer if you have a sure out in your lineup. A trade for Tampa Bay Devil Rays infielder Ty Wigginton could give this team a pretty good bat at the bottom of the order. With a .269 average, 13 homers and 42 RBIs at the break, it’s a significant upgrade over Punto’s lifeless bat. Plus you free up Punto to be the utility infielder, a role where he would be most valuable to this club. He could occasionally spell Luis Castillo at second base and Jason Bartlett at shortstop, both of whom wore down at the end of last year due to playing practically every day.

-The Twins need a pitcher to step up and be the #2 starter. We know Johan Santana will be Mr. Reliable as he normally is after the All Star break. From 2003-06 Santana is a ridiculous 40-4 in post-All Star break starts! Having won four in a row just prior to the break, Santana is already primed for yet another great second half. Last year, the Twins had a solid #2 guy in Francisco Liriano until he went on the shelf in early August. Then Brad Radke stepped in with several gutsy performances until his bum shoulder gave out in September. Thankfully, Boof Bonser was up to the task when Radke went down. Boof had several good starts down the stretch which helped the Twins ultimately pass the Tigers in the division race. This season, the Twins have gotten some solid starts from Scott Baker, Carlos Silva and Bonser. They have also been equally miserable at times (see the Chicago White Sox series, July 6-8). That leaves Matt Garza, who pitched six shutout innings last Friday at Chicago. Is it realistic to expect a 23-year old with only a handful of major league starts to step up to #2? Considering the alternatives, it may be our best hope.

The Twins have a ten game home stand starting tomorrow with a game against the Oakland Athletics. With four games against the A’s, three with the Tigers and three more with the LA Angels, we’ll know at the end of this stretch of games just how serious of a contender they will be.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Separated at Birth: Bela Lugosi & Al Gore.



With Al Gore (right) going with the slicked back hair, he bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Bela Lugosi, who is most famous for having played Count Dracula in the 1930s.
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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Celebrating 7 years on 07/07/07.

Today’s blog post is brought to you by the number…





7








Sevens are wild on this date. My gal and I celebrate 7 years of wedded bliss here on 07/07/07!!!



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Monday, July 02, 2007

Blog Rating

I entered in my URL to determine my blog rating.



Online Dating


I must say, I'm somewhat surprised. Given some of the visitor comments on this blog (posted and unposted), I was beginning to think some people thought I was the anti-Christ.

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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Book meme.

I was tagged by Marty Andrade to put together a book meme.

So, here goes.


1.) One book that changed your life:

Joel Osteen’s “Your Best Life Now!!” I actually wrote about the impact it had in helping me overcome an unwanted family trait.


2.) One book that you've read more than once:

“How to Win Friends and Influence People.” I found that in my early to mid 20s I had a rather repellant personality. Today, the Dale Carnegie classic still impacts me in that I am much more cognizant of what I say to others in conversation.


3.) One book that you would want on a deserted island:

The Bible. Hey, it’s been my survival guide for over 20 years. Seems to me a deserted island would be the ultimate test of one’s faith and spiritual strength. Plus I would need to cling to the belief that one person could feed hundreds with a few loaves and fishes.


4.) One book that made you laugh:

Ann Coulter’s “Godless: The church of liberalism.” With her patented acerbic wit as well as thorough analysis, Ann eviscerates certain sanctimonious libs and the creeds of their own religion called "liberalism".


5.) One book that made you cry:

“Let’s Roll” written by Lisa Beamer, widow of United 93 passenger/hero Todd Beamer. Her heart-wrenching account of learning about Todd’s demise on 9/11/01 and her heart-warming faith in dealing with the tragedy caused me to reach for the Kleenex.


6.) One book you wish had been written:

KFAN’s (and former Star Tribune columnist) Dan Barreiro has told so many bizarre tales about the Minnesota Timberwolves (pre-Garnett) that I would love to see them all in print.


7.) One book you wish hadn't been written:

“My Lie Life”, the autobiography of former President Bill Clinton. Because he is such a narcissist, the book is over 1,000 pages long. Goodness gracious, think of the serious back injuries that resulted from trying to remove it from book shelves.


8.) One book you're currently reading:

A couple, actually. Always reading through The Bible. I am also reading a book entitled “Overcoming Rejection Will Make You Rich” by Larry DiAngi.


9). One book you've been meaning to read:

"Original Intent" by David Barton. I purchased this book a few years ago but for some odd reason I just didn't get into it.

Reading the foreword, however, has piqued my curiosity:

Barton not only documents the original intent on a number of constitutional issues debated today, the book also documents how this essential information is often ignored under today’s standard of political correctness.


10). Six people to tag:

Mark Meuer
Katie McCollow
Greg Bittner
"Lassie" at Freedom Dogs
Dan Stover
Speed Gibson

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Friday, June 29, 2007

Goal update: June weight loss.

Well, I went from weighing 205.5 at the end of May to 205.0 at the end of this month! I had a feeling I might be up a little given that my eating habits over the past two weeks haven’t been very good. That should tell me that my increased exercise habits are taking effect. It should also remind me that a better diet would get me to my ultimate goal of 195 lbs. a lot quicker. It looks like I have to reset that goal once again. I'm now shooting for Labor Day, which is a little over nine weeks away.

With half of 2007 over, I am down a total of 13 pounds since January 1.

To put that in perspective, I decided to post a picture of me with our cat Macbeth.


Mac recently went to the vet and weighed in at right around 13 pounds. Lugging that big beast around helps me to realize the progress I’ve made in that I’m not carrying that much weight on my body anymore.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Ann Coulter sandbagged.

In an appearance earlier this week on MSNBC’s Hard Boiled Hardball, Ann Coulter was greeted over the phone by Elizabeth Edwards, wife of Democrat Presidential candidate (and renown trial lawyer) John Edwards.

Mrs. Edwards called in to politely ask Ann to cease with the personal attacks on John Boy. Never mind that John Edwards has blamed President Bush for the radical Muslims hating us or manipulated juries by saying handicapped children spoke through him. He even took to raising money by exploiting Coulter's incident of calling Edwards a homophobic slur a few months ago. No, Edwards can’t be attacked. After all, he’s only running for President of the United States.

Sheesh, not only are the Democrats trying to revive the Fairness Doctrine, but now they’re having spouses calling conservative commentators telling them to cease with speaking out.

Despite the fact Ann was sandbagged, she held her own quite nicely. In fact, Ann delivered the biggest zinger about a minute in to the video. When talking about the opportunity to talk to Coulter live, Mrs. Edwards pointed out it’s a chance she doesn’t “get much because Ann & I don’t hang out with the same people.”

Ann replied, “I don’t have enough money.”






UPDATE: Coulter hits back!!
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Spade was no Ace.

I forgot to check in over the weekend with a report of my Friday night endeavor.

I hung out with my bro and Mom that evening as they had an extra ticket to see David Spade at Grand Casino Hinckley. “See David Spade do what?” you may be asking. Apparently, Dave tours periodically as a standup comic. Who knew?

All I can say is that I spent the entire one-hour performance pining for a Joe Dirt sequel.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Is popular game show coming up "Rosie"?

After 35 years as host of the popular game show The Price is Right, Bob Barker has chimed in as to who his successor should be.


Bob Barker endorsed his friend Rosie O'Donnell as a possible successor on "The Price Is Right," although the newly retired host isn't sure CBS wants a woman to take over the game show.

"I believe they're going to have a meeting with Rosie," Barker said backstage Friday night at the Daytime Emmy Awards, where he won his 19th trophy.

"She knows the show," he said. "There's no doubt in my mind she could do the show. Now, whether they want a lady host, I don't know. I've never heard that discussed. As far as I know, they've only auditioned men."


If Rosie has to remain in the spotlight, I’m certain this would be a rather harmless venue. After all, there wouldn’t be many opportunities to spew her political venom.

However, I am curious as to how she would conclude the show.

For as long as I can remember, Barker wrapped up each episode with the following:


This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered. Goodbye, everybody!!


The possibilities are endless as to what Rosie’s end-of-show Public Service Announcement would entail:


This is Rosie O’Donnell reminding you to help control the infant population. Do not allow Catholics on the Supreme Court.


Or


This is Rosie O’Donnell reminding you to not fear Al-Qaeda. They are mothers and fathers, too.

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Welcome back, Katie!!!

Hi ya! Haven't seen you in a while, geez, you look great...did you, uh, get a haircut or something? Huh. It suits, it really does.



Why, thanks for noticing Katie. And welcome back!!! Gosh, Jen & I were starting to purchase cartons of milk as opposed to the plastic containers. We thought maybe the side of said carton would be featuring your picture. And we were more closely scrutinizing the little “Have you seen me?” fliers that show up in our mail every other week.

Seriously, it is great to have you back!!

Are you and Miguel planning on attending the MOB gathering at Keegan’s July 14?

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Dennis Miller blasts Harry Reid.

Dennis Miller’s recent smackdown of Senate party of surrender majority leader Harry Reid is vintage Miller in that it cuts like a knife…and uses rather obscure references.

First, the video.




I took the liberty of researching some of Miller's historical and pop culture annotations.


I’m bemused by the fact that the libs fancy themselves as young idealists who are gonna shake it up, and then they’re forced to fall in behind Dorian Gray’s lighting stand-in.


A reference to the title character in the Oscar Wilde novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray.






Yes, Harry Reid’s resemblance to the portrait of Mr. Gray (above) is indeed uncanny.


If it’s possible to make Mr. Limpet sound like Demosthenes, Reid does it every time he opens his ashen piehole and haltingly forces out that tremulous pale-gray oratory that sounds like it’s oozing from a stuck caulking gun.


Mr. Limpet was a character in the 1964 Walt Disney film The Incredible Mr. Limpet. The title character, played by Don Knotts, was a weak, spineless man who was turned into a talking fish.

Demosthenes was a Greek orator back in the 300s B.C.


I think he believes that getting his negative comments in early could be the one chance that a non-entity like he has at a place in history. His is a mediocre man’s Thermopylae.


Thermopylae is another Greek reference, more specifically as it relates to the Battle of Thermopylae of 480 BC. An alliance of Greek city-states fought the invading Persian Empire at the pass of Thermopylae in central Greece. The battle is said to have inspired all of Greece to band together against the Persians, and helped usher in the world's first democracy.

It made Miller's rant monologue all the more entertaining once I better understood the notations.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Where's the Fence?

Who could forget the classic Wendy’s commercial from the 80s? It featured an elderly lady protesting the lack of meat on a hamburger by loudly inquiring “Where’s the Beef??!!”





Classic Stuff!!

In the motif of “Where’s the Beef?”, another elderly lady protests the lack of….border security.




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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Division of Duties.

On Wednesday in Vatican City, an attack against the Pope was thwarted.


A German man tried to jump into Pope Benedict XVI's uncovered popemobile as the pontiff began his general audience Wednesday and held onto it for a few seconds before being wrestled to the ground by security officers.


I’m certain the Pope forgave the man, but…..


At least eight security officers who were trailing the vehicle as it moved slowly through the square grabbed the man and wrestled him to the ground.


….the security officers were not so merciful.

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hey Laurie, I hear Antarctica is now a pleasant place to live.

I don’t know much about Larry David, other than the fact he was part of the brain trust for the hugely successful sitcom Seinfeld.

But one thing I’ve learned recently is how he must have attained good instincts.


Comedy star Larry David has split from Laurie David, his wife of 14 years, according to reports.


Laurie, who produced Al Gore’s propaganda piece documentary An Inconvenient Truth, has been one of the biggest, most vocal demagogues on the global warming issue. Since she’s good pals with Sheryl Crow, I’m sure Laurie was kicked to the curb by Larry before she enacted Sheryl’s suggestion of one square of toilet paper per restroom visit.

Or perhaps it could be Laurie’s constant fawning over Gore as if he were the second coming. Goodness gracious, every time I see this woman within five feet of the human snooze fest former VP, I’m thinking “get a room”.

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Monday, June 04, 2007

Who said there's no such thing as a stupid question?

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations, the attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I couldn't resist.

I said "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me."


-Bill Engvall, comedian




This past Saturday morning our street was being resurfaced. All residents on our street were required to have their cars parked elsewhere so the workers could complete the task at hand. My wife and I parked our two vehicles a block away the night before. As I was heading to my car Saturday I was asked by one of the 20-something workers if all my vehicles were moved since there were still some parked on our street.

“Yes”, I told him. “In fact, we moved ours last evening.”

“Are you sure?” he asked.

Now, I’ve made a valiant effort this year to cut down on my sarcasm. My initial inclination was to say “Oh, what was I thinking? There’s my Ferrari Testarossa that I still have parked across the street. Almost forgot that one.”

Instead, I merely answered “yes” and went about my business.

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"Sheff" cooks up absurd theory.

With all of the progress African-Americans have made in this country over the past 30-plus years, you would think there is still major oppression occurring when listening to some public figures.

Now, the cries of “oppression” seem to extend to Major League Baseball.


The percentage of African-Americans playing Major League Baseball is at an all-time low and Gary Sheffield says he has a theory why that's the case.

In an interview with GQ magazine that's currently on newsstands, the typically outspoken Tigers designated hitter said Latin players have replaced African-Americans as baseball's most prevalent minority because they are easier to control.


"I called it years ago. What I called is that you're going to see more black faces, but there ain't no English going to be coming out. … [It's about] being able to tell [Latin players] what to do -- being able to control them," he told the magazine.

"Where I'm from, you can't control us. You might get a guy to do it that way for a while because he wants to benefit, but in the end, he is going to go back to being who he is.


So the insinuation here is that black guys in the Tampa area (where Sheffield’s from) lack discipline, causing them not to gain wisdom from coaches who can help them be better major leaguers. Sounds like career suicide to me.


And that's a person that you're going to talk to with respect, you're going to talk to like a man.


Ah, but that person can cause dissention on a team, say idiotic things to the media, and be more concerned with his own stats than his club winning. But he still deserves respect, huh? Got it!!


"These are the things my race demands.


What, the permission to undermine authority without consequences? Sorry, but no race in baseball should get by with that.


So, if you're equally good as this Latin player, guess who's going to get sent home?


The guy who isn’t the team player. And, according to you Gary, it’s going to be the black guy.


I know a lot of players that are home now can outplay a lot of these guys."


In your opinion. Which, given the absurd comments on display in the GQ interview, is hardly worth the paper it’s written on.


According to a 2005 report by the University of Central Florida Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sport, only 8.5 percent of major leaguers were African-American -- the lowest percentage since the report was initiated in the mid-1980s. By contrast, whites comprised 59.5 percent of the majors' player pool, Latinos 28.7 percent and Asians 2.5.


The fact of the matter is these days fewer African-America kids are even expressing an interest in baseball.

Now why is that?

Many theories abound as to what is the main culprit. One that stands out is how young black kids believe the only way to making it in life is to be either an athlete or rapper, which is not only absurd but borderline tragic. Unfortunately, the high profile that is attributed to pro athletics or the hip hop genre is what enhances that belief.

Baseball often doesn’t provide the instant millions that, say, a first-round NBA draftee can attain. In baseball, a player often has to slog along in the minor leagues for at least a few years, riding buses and doing their own laundry, etc. But if one is drafted in the NBA in the first round, the glamour and glitz of pro basketball is available to these players almost immediately. So when a young black kid is, say, 12-years old what sport do you think he’s going to focus on? Again, since he might believe that athletics is one of the few ways to make it in society, naturally he’ll choose what is perceived as the most lucrative.

It isn’t that baseball is shunning African-American ball players. The sad fact is there aren’t a lot of those players available because of what appears to be declining interest.

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Friday, June 01, 2007

For Donovan, move to NBA is "win-win".

After leading the University of Florida to a second consecutive national basketball championship this past April, coach Billy Donovan is headed to the pros.


"My decision to come here had nothing to do with the University of Florida. ... This is a totally different environment," Donovan said Friday when introduced as coach of the Orlando Magic.

Donovan and the Magic agreed to terms Thursday in a whirlwind deal that turned Florida basketball upside down. For a long time, he was said to be leaving. But he quieted speculation two months ago by declining a job at Kentucky.

Donovan accepted a five-year, $27.5 million contract, which pays more than twice the annual $1.7 million he was making at Florida and the $3 million he was expected to earn on an extension there he had yet to sign.


I find I’m in the minority when I say this is a good move for Donovan. Indeed, many point to the failings of other big-time college coaches who attempt a career in the NBA. Rick Pitino (192-220 NBA coaching record), John Calipari (72-112), Lon Kruger (69-122) and Tim Floyd (90-231) have all been held up as examples of college coaches failing to make it in the pros.

It’s not that I think Donovan is a shoe-in to succeed. He may indeed fall flat on his face within the first few seasons in Orlando. But look at the coaches named earlier. All four have again found success in the college game despite taking a few years to coach in the NBA. Pitino lead Louisville to the Final Four in 2005. Calipari guided Memphis to the Elite Eight in ’06. Kruger and Floyd both lead their teams (UNLV and USC, respectively) to the Sweet Sixteen this past March.

If Donovan is ever let go by the Orlando Magic, he’ll be comforted with two thoughts: There will always be a home in NCAA basketball for a two-time national championship coach…

…and he’ll have made $27.5 million dollars during his hiatus from college coaching.

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