Saturday, May 15, 2010

Smoke Screen

Many have commented that President Barack Obama is in perpetual campaign mode. Despite being elected President more a year-and-a-half ago, he still feels the need to continually go out and convince the American people that his misguided policies are the best thing for this country’s future.

But I believe there is an ulterior motive to his “road trips.” Given his wife’s initiative in fighting childhood obesity, the President rarely gets to indulge in the American pastime of high fat, greasy meals. As a result, you can bet the First Lady demands nothing but the most nutritious meals in the White House. Hey, Obama may be the leader of the free world but not even he can escape the clutches of his nagging wife.

Hence the road trips, where the President can partake in such foods as cheeseburgers, pie and spicy wings.

I wonder if he’s still sneaking the heaters, too.


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