Friday, May 22, 2009

That's where they draw the line

Looks as though the on-again, off-again relationship between actress Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson may be on-again....'til death do they part (emphasis mine)!

The Mean Girls star is also said to be considering converting to Judaism to marry her lesbian lover.

According to the National Enquirer, wedding talk angered Ronson's Jewish family - so Catholic Lohan has offered to convert.

The fact that Ronson is a lesbian? Hey, it's great her parents accept her for who she is.

And the fact the Lohan has exhibited mental instability and a propensity for alcohol and drug abuse? All is forgiven.

But the mere prospect of Samantha marrying a Catholic??? Hey, Sam's parents have to draw the line somewhere.


1 comment:

Mark Heuring said...

A Jewish girl marrying a Catholic girl? That would be meshuggah.