Friday, September 30, 2022

Coolio cool with Weird Al

Rapper Coolio died earlier this week at age 59. 


I likely wouldn't have been able to name one single Coolio song were it not for Weird Al Yankovic's parody of his tune Gangsta's Paradise, a song which earned the rapper a Grammy in 1996. In fact, Coolio was asked at the event if had Weird Al's parody tune Amish Paradise. His response indicated that he never gave his OK to Yankovic's record label and even hinted he'd kick the weird one's ass if they ever crossed paths. 


So when I heard Coolio had passed away, one of the first things I did was peruse Weird Al's Twitter feed to seen if he had any reaction. Sure enough, he kept it simple but respectful. 





That photo told me that whatever animosity Coolio had toward Yankovic's camp had fallen by the wayside. The rapper himself actually confirmed that in an interview within the past decade. 





Cuss words aside, I thought that was really....uh.....cool how he was willing to admit he overreacted and thus moved on with life. 


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Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Quick Hits: Volume CCLXXXIX

 - When the President of the United States announced his plan to "cancel" student loan debt, it was pretty much assumed a legal challenge would be forthcoming. 


Sure enough....


President Joe Biden's plan to forgive hundreds of billions of dollars in student loan debt violates both federal law and the Constitution, according to a just-filed lawsuit from the Pacific Legal Foundation (PLF), a libertarian law firm.

"This isn't how laws are supposed to be made," Caleb Kruckenberg, an attorney for PLF, tells Reason. "Only Congress has the power to pass laws and spend money under the Constitution. The administration's actions here are flagrantly illegal."

This is the first serious challenge to Biden's student loan forgiveness plan, which he announced last month. The lawsuit's plaintiff is Frank Garrison, who's also an attorney at PLF. Garrison borrowed federal student loans to pay for law school, but according to him, Biden's debt forgiveness plan will actually subject him to a financial penalty in the form of a state tax. This gives him standing to sue the U.S. Education Department, his lawsuit argues.

"Despite the staggering scope of this regulatory action, it was taken with breathtaking informality and opacity," the lawsuit claims. "In the rush, the administration has created new problems for borrowers in at least six states that tax loan cancellation as income."


It's a simple matter that no fiscal policy can be made via Executive fiat. If this were to have any legitimacy, it had to be enacted through Congress. Biden's rationale for circumventing Congress was his citing of the HEROES Act, a law passed in 2003 giving the Executive branch authority to waive tuition or fees if citizens can't complete educational obligations in the aftermath of a national emergency (i.e. 9/11). Biden cited the COVID-19 pandemic as the justifiable emergency......less than a month before he declared the pandemic "over."


I have a feeling the Biden administration knows their "cancelation" plan may well get nuked, much like they surmised the unlawful extension of the eviction moratorium was going to be overturned by the judicial branch. The difference is, the student loan "cancelation" plan was a bigger loser politically. Hardly seemed worth it. 



- Somehow a link to this story found its way into my Facebook feed. 





I wonder if one of those enterprising CNN journalists are going to take a look into the healing process of kids forced to live in fear (i.e. donning facemasks and being isolated from friends & classmates) over a virus where a statistical chance of serious illness for their demographic was near zero. Or how about the kids whose parents' "religion" is climate and thus are being informed the planet will be uninhabitable in less than a generation? 

Heh. Sometimes I say crazy things.


- Reports of Republicans' demise in the 2022 midterms appear to have been greatly exaggerated. While the U.S. Senate remains a veritable toss-up, the GOP is going to win a majority in the U.S. House of Representatives. The only question is by how much


Among those living in congressional districts that are rated as at least somewhat competitive by ABC’s FiveThirtyEight (neither solid Republican nor solid Democratic), registered voters favor Republican candidates by a wide 55-34 percent — nearly as big as the Republican lead in solid GOP districts (+24 points). Democrats lead by 35 points in solid Democratic districts, pointing to a potential overvote where they’re most prevalent.

If Republicans really are leading in competitive districts by 21 percentage points, then this is indeed a red-wave election, and we should see some unexpected Democratic losses.


Now if only the Republicans put up someone more competent than Kevin McCarthy to be the new Speaker of the House. 


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Monday, September 26, 2022

Box Score of the Week

In honor of Albert Pujols hitting his 700th career home run over the weekend, let's check out a game where he didn't actually homer. 


Los Angeles Angels at Seattle Mariners - May 4, 2018.


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Pujols collected career hit number 3,000 this game. He and Henry Aaron are the only two players in MLB history with 700+ home runs and 3,000+ hits. 


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Sunday, September 25, 2022

The NARN Closer's playlist - 9/25/2022



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But yo we ain't on no government list..............

Yeah, this is has been one of those weeks where I need a 3-4 hour radio show. Alas, the regular 2 hours of The Closer will have to suffice. We'll get started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 


In the first hour, I'll weigh in on President Joe Biden's feeble 60 Minutes interview and how, once again, he's put his staff in the unenviable position of having to walk back his comments. 


In the second hour, we'll look back at the multiple layers of the Feeding Our Future scandal and its impact on the Gov. Tim Walz administration 


Finally at 2:30, Republican candidate for MN Attorney General Jim Schultz will join the broadcast. With incumbent AG Keith Ellison being incredibly vulnerable this cycle, the MNGOP has a golden opportunity to pick off its first statewide electoral victory since 2006.



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Friday, September 23, 2022

Brett Favre should never text again

The idea that a Hall of Fame NFL QB was complicit in misusing funds earmarked for the poorest citizens of the country's most impoverished state is incomprehensible. Yet these damning allegations are what Brett Favre is facing. 





With some key figures in this scandal already pleading guilty, it's possible they made some sort of deal where they'd receive lighter sentences if they cooperate with investigators -- which could include detailing Favre's involvement and all he knew. 

While I'm going to watch this story play out, it's not surprising that some (namely progs) are willing to declare Favre guilty before all the evidence is gathered. In fact, a few of the leftist "blue checks" on Twitter started a chanting point that subsequently made the rounds on the social media feeds of other prog bobbleheads.


 



Yeah, the SJW crowd can't discuss anything NFL related without mentioning their folk hero Kaepernick. But the fact is this moronic comparison is a complete non sequitur. Kap not playing in the NFL is a personnel decision, not a legal rebuke. Meanwhile, Favre's involvement in Mississippi welfare fraud is still alleged, meaning he's innocent until proven guilty. 


If it makes these piss ant lefties feel any better, it's an ironclad guarantee that Favre is also blackballed from playing in the NFL again. 


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Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Quick Hits: Volume CCLXXXVIII

- If we're going to use "progressive" logic here, we must conclude the dangerous rhetoric emitted by President Joe Biden and other leftists resulted in the homicide of a young man


According to court papers, it was not an accident but apparently a politically motivated attack.

The fatal vehicle-pedestrian incident happened early Sunday morning, Sept. 18, in McHenry, North Dakota, about 120 miles northwest of Fargo and 54 miles north of Jamestown.

Prosecutors allege moments before he was killed, 18-year-old Cayler Ellingson called his mom to come rescue him because 41-year-old Shannon Brandt was chasing him in the city of McHenry, where the street dance had just wrapped up.

By the time she could get there, her son was dead.

Court papers show Brandt called 911 around 2:30 a.m. Sunday and told the 911 dispatcher that he just hit Ellingson, claiming the teen was part of a Republican extremist group and was calling people to come get Brandt after a political argument.


For the record, I am not at all suggesting that labeling Republicans as "semi-fascist" as Biden and members of his administration have done should result in any criminal charges for saying such things. That'd be utterly absurd. But once again we have a movement who wants to criminalize people who speak out against COVID-19 mandates, climate change and transgenderism, yet aren't willing to live up to the speech standards they set. Must be a day that ends in "y."



- Speaking of despicable prog rhetoric.......






When a TV show is wholly committed to leftist pap, basic research is not required (heck, it might even be discouraged). Fact is, Sunny could've just gone to Wikipedia to learn that "Nikki" is Gov. Haley's literal middle name.  


I've said it many times in this space: the most blatant displays of bigotry come from political leftists when discussing minority and/or female conservatives. 



- As has been the case for 20 months now, President Biden's administration is having to come in behind him to clean up his rhetorical messes. 





Ah, I see. Just like the virus itself was only transmissible in gatherings at church, Sturgis or protests over heavy-handed government mandates, but it somehow managed to avoid demonstrations in the name of "social justice." 


Members of Team Biden now have a good idea what it's like to be the parade workers who carry a pooper scooper while walking behind large horses.


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Tuesday, September 20, 2022

They're gonna need a shorter leash

If you wonder why White House staff attempts to micromanage President Joe Biden, his interview on 60 Minutes this past Sunday would be Exhibit A. 


One excerpt in particular which has the President's administration scrambling: 





For many Americans, Biden saying such a thing is more a confirmation than a revelation. 


What's ironic is less than 12 hours before the airing of that interview, Joe Concha at The Hill pondered why "fact-checking" has disappeared under Biden. Sure enough, the WaPo put forth a quasi fact check in response to POTUS declaring the pandemic "over." 


 



In essence, what the Post's Editorial Board is saying is that the bag o' taxpayer goodies is going to be emptied if the pandemic is officially declared no longer an emergency. Again, this is another in a long line of confirmed suspicions that this became less and less about public health as time has gone on.  


A good crisis has indeed not gone to waist, but progs still believe there is blood to be squeezed from the turnip. 


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Monday, September 19, 2022

Box Score of the Week

Atlanta Braves at Los Angeles Dodgers - July 8, 1969

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In this second game of a doubleheader, the Dodgers' Manny Mota collected four hits. He also logged four hits in the first game, making him the first player in the era of divisional play (which began that 1969 season) to notch four or more hits in each game of a doubleheader. Such a feat has only happened twice since. 

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Sunday, September 18, 2022

The NARN Closer's playlist - 9/18/2022



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Well, I don't care about history................

It's week 2 of the NFL season, but the favorite team of most of my listening audience does not play until tomorrow evening. With that in mind, tune in today for all two hours of my radio show The Closer. We'll get started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 


In the first hour, I'll weigh in on the emotionally charged reactions to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis sending dozens of illegal aliens to Martha's Vineyard. For my money, neither side of the debate came out smelling like a proverbial rose. 


At 2:00, MN State Rep. John Heinrich (R-Anoka) will join the broadcast to tout his reelection bid. Thanks to re-districting, John was drawn into the same district as incumbent DFLer Zack Stephenson. 


Then at 2:30, MN State Sen. Jim Abeler (R-Anoka) will join me via phone to update us on his campaign. 



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Thursday, September 15, 2022

Quick Hits - Volume CCLXXXVII

 - On Tuesday, President Joe Biden was prepared to tout the one-month anniversary of the signing of the "Inflation Reduction Act." Problem is, inflation didn't....uh.....reduce in the past month.


The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) rose 0.1 percent in August on a seasonally adjusted basis after being unchanged in July, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 8.3 percent before seasonal adjustment.

Increases in the shelter, food, and medical care indexes were the largest of many contributors to the broad-based monthly all items increase. These increases were mostly offset by a 10.6-percent decline in the gasoline index. The food index continued to rise, increasing 0.8 percent over the month as the food at home index rose 0.7 percent. The energy index fell 5.0 percent over the month as the gasoline index declined, but the electricity and natural gas indexes increased.

The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.6 percent in August, a larger increase than in July. The indexes for shelter, medical care, household furnishings and operations, new vehicles, motor vehicle insurance, and education were among those that increased over the month. There were some indexes that declined in August, including those for airline fares, communication, and used cars and trucks.


Nevertheless, the White House still wanted to carry on with the celebratory tone by having their scheduled musical guest James Taylor croon away. 





A song referencing suicide in an event about the state of the American economy? Maybe the Biden White House decided to concede to the reality of  bad economic conditions after all.


- MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell claimed Tuesday evening that the FBI seized his phone while he was sitting in a drive-thru at a Mankato, MN Hardee's. Lindell claims this was done as part of an "official criminal investigation of a suspected felony.

While I will await official word from law enforcement officials on the nature of this executed warrant, I can't help but give my immediate attention to another matter: there are still Hardee's restaurants in Minnesota????




Well I'll be. Their lunch menu was a staple during my college years. 



- Pretty much anything Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) says or does these days sends progs into utter derangement. This latest stunt being no exception. 


Lawmakers in Massachusetts were tasked with caring for dozens of migrants Wednesday after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis sent two planes full of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard, a ritzy island located in Dukes County.

On Wednesday, Democratic lawmakers voiced their criticism online after they were forced to act swiftly to provide them shelter, food, blankets and other necessities to the 50 migrants who now reside in their state.

Rep. Dylan Fernandes, a local lawmaker who represents Martha's Vineyard as well as Falmouth, Nantucket and Gosnold, said on social media that he was part of the logistical effort to welcome the migrants, which he claimed DeSantis sent "to gain cheap political points."


Perhaps. But refusing to enforce laws on the books and not assisting overrun border towns in Texas & Arizona in the name of "compassion" is also political theater. 

To the credit of some at Martha's Vineyard, they have provided more than adequate shelter and medical care to those who have arrived, but not in any of their homes. So why was there no offer to host a family in a personal residence? I'm gonna guess more than a few MV properties were displaying a "All are welcome here" sign. Why not live up to that mantra? 

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Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Something I didn't know

When I was a youngster, I often peppered my maternal grandmother with questions about our family history. I was particularly curious about her husband (my grandfather) who died in 1960, about 9-1/2 years before I was born. 

My maternal grandfather Vernon Johnson was the second of four children born to Martin and Marie Johnson. What I recall from grandma's anecdotes was how my great-grandparents' lives were fraught with trials and tragedy. In 1930, just after the Great Depression began in the United States, my great-grandfather's drugstore went out of business. The next year, their 24-year old son was killed in an automobile accident. Three years after that, their 6-year old boy was hit by a car and killed after he walked onto a street. Two years later, in 1936, my great-grandfather passed away at the age of 53. 

So why do I share all this? Well, my cousin Larry (the son of Martin & Marie's daughter Elaine) was in town on Monday. As we are wont to do, we shared stories about family. When I conveyed that I had heard the tale of my grandfather's 6-year old brother Laurence's tragic passing, Larry shared a detail that his mother had told him many, many years ago. The person responsible for Laurence's death was pro golfer Walter Hagen, who trails only Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods for most PGA championships with 11. 


        My grandfather's brother is buried at Union Cemetery in St Paul


Michigan website Northern Express actually mentioned the incident in a 2019 piece about Hagen. 


As Hagen’s career wound down in the 1930s, he was involved in a traffic crash that would affect him for the rest of his life.

Hagen was playing in Minnesota’s St. Paul Open in July 1934. On the way back to his hotel after a day of golf, his car struck a 6-year-old boy. The boy was then run over and killed by a streetcar. Hagen is said to have jumped from his car and cried, ‘Don't tell me you're dead, Sonny. … Come on, speak to me.” Hagen was not held at fault for the crash, but from that time on he nearly gave up driving.


I'm not gonna say a whole lot more about that story, but I am floored how Hagen was "not held at fault." Can we assume that his stature as arguably the best pro golfer in the world at the time played a role in his not being charged with anything? No way to know for sure, I guess. 


I've written in this space of the admiration I have for my maternal grandmother and the struggles she had to overcome. But my great-grandmother is someone whom I've never really given props to for all she endured. In her 87 years on this planet she buried her husband, three sons and a grandchild (my mom had a 1-month old brother David who died of a heart issue in 1948), yet from all I've been told she embraced every day with joy over who was still with her. 


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Monday, September 12, 2022

Box Score of the Week

 Milwaukee Brewers at Seattle Mariners - August 21, 1982


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Brewers relief pitcher Rollie Fingers notched his 300th career save this game, thus becoming the first pitcher in MLB history to reach that milestone. 


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Sunday, September 11, 2022

The NARN Closer's playlist - 9/11/2022



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You see the world through your cynical eyes.....

 We're officially less than 60 days until Election Day, so a lot to discuss on today's edition of my radio show The Closer. Today's 2-hour blitz will get started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 


In the first hour I'll weigh in on some troublesome polling for the MNGOP candidate for governor. However, Republicans have a fighting chance to win other statewide races. 


At 2:00, Dakota County Attorney Kathy Keena will join the broadcast to tout her reelection campaign. 


Then at 2:30, The Spectator's Washington Editor Amber Athey will check in via phone to discuss her tussle with "cancel culture" and how she's fighting her way back. 



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Thursday, September 08, 2022

Not helpful

Upon poring over a recent KSTP-TV/Survey USA poll showing Gov. Tim Walz (D-MN) ahead of his GOP opponent Scott Jensen by 18 points, former MNGOP deputy chair (and now journalist) Michael Brodkorb tweeted the following: 





Brodkorb may ultimately be proven correct, but he is the type to let personal biases cloud his insights. Given his reverence for former Gov. Tim Pawlenty (the last Republican to win a statewide race in MN), an ideologue like Jensen is wholly unappealing in Michael's mind. 


All that said, Jensen's running mate Matt Birk pretty much validated Brodkorb's assertion that their campaign does not take criticism well. 





I've often said that Lt. Gov. candidates have little impact on winning a gubernatorial race but they sure as heck can have a significant hand in losing (see: Dutcher, Judi). For Birk to be outright nasty towards a member of the media by invoking his past indiscretions is neither helpful nor productive. Besides, this shows a woeful lack of grace, of which cancel culture progressives have the market cornered. Conservatives should not reduce themselves to that type of sleazy behavior. 


In the end, it isn't Brodkorb who should "sit this one out," as Birk suggests. No, outgoing MN House Majority Leader Tinky Winky Ryan Winkler is the one who oughta have a seat over this flap. 





While Winkler is referring to his losing last month's primary election for Hennepin County Attorney, his using the word dignity to describe himself in any context is knee-slapper. 




Anyhow, get it together, Jensen campaign. A golden opportunity it being whittled away. 


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Tuesday, September 06, 2022

MN gubernatorial poll: GULP!

I guess we now know why Gov. Tim Walz is ducking debates with his GOP opponent Scott Jensen. He's just trying to run out the clock.....because he can.





A couple observations: First, this is a survey of only 600 registered voters. History tells you that polls of likely voters tend to be more accurate. But still, 18 points?!?! Yikes! And secondly, lying works. Walz has made abortion an issue by targeting Jensen's "no exceptions" view, hence voters favoring Walz by a whopping 77% to 13% margin on handling the issue. Walz has also succeeded in convincing many voters that a GOP Legislature and Governor will ban the procedure in Minnesota should they assume power in St Paul. That won't (and can't) happen of course given that infanticide abortion is a Constitutionally protected "right" in this state. However, Jensen and his running mate Matt Birk continued to double down on their staunch pro life views while not clarifying that, in spite of their personal worldviews, there's nothing they'd be able to do politically. 


So is there no hope for Jensen? I have no idea, but an email sent out by the Jensen campaign Tuesday evening indicates they're finally going to purchase coveted TV spots, specifically seven figure ad buys in the month of September. Hopefully it's not "too little, too late," but the Jensen team indicates they will finally address Walz's falsehoods. 


Make it count, gang.


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Monday, September 05, 2022

Box Score of the Week

 Oakland Athletics at Milwaukee Brewers - August 27, 1982


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Since 1974, Lou Brock held the single season stolen base record when he swiped 118 bases that year. In this week's featured game, Oakland's Rickey Henderson usurped that mark when he stole four bases, bringing his season total to 122. He would finish the 1982 campaign with 130, which still stands as the most SBs in a MLB season. 


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