Wednesday, August 19, 2026

How can we miss you if you don't go away?

This will be an exercise in futility, but it ain't my money. 

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell on Wednesday announced plans to pay for a private recount after losing the Minnesota Republican governor primary to House Speaker Lisa Demuth by 45,000 votes.

Lindell is seeking a statewide recount and audit of every ballot cast in the GOP primary. Around 414,000 voters took part in the Republican contest for governor.

The Minnesota Secretary of State estimates the recount will cost more than $825,000.

Demuth had more than 43% of the vote to Lindell’s more than 32%. GOP-endorsed Kendall Qualls had 21% of the vote, with the remaining votes shared by four other candidates.

While publicly funded voter recounts for governor’s races in Minnesota require the difference in votes between a winning and losing candidate to be less than one-quarter of a percent, or 0.25%, a candidate can personally finance what is known as a discretionary recount.

“One of the few good election laws Minnesota does have, is that as a candidate, I have the right to completely audit and hand count every ballot in the state, and I am going to exercise that right to full extent of the law,” Lindell said in a news release on his plan.


So once the results show that Demuth did indeed win the primary handily, what does Lindell do then? Does he continue to cling to a fantasy that the election was stolen from him, thus causing his supporters to distrust Minnesota's election system, resulting in depressing overall Republican turnout for the November general? That was the strategy of his pal Donald Trump in Georgia back in January of 2021, an exercise which cost the GOP a majority in the U.S. Senate.  


If Lindell's reaction to this recount (which will ultimately confirm his resounding defeat) is anything other than congratulating Demuth on her victory, it validates my belief that his main addiction has transitioned from crack to delusional attention whore. 


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Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Cancel this!

For the past few years, Nate Bargatze has been arguably the most well-known and successful standup comedian in the world. From sold out venues across the globe to wildly popular Netflix specials, Bargatze has been the proverbial King Midas. 

Because he's a down-to-earth, good ol' boy from Nashville who is part of a nuclear family, leftists approached him with knee-jerk skepticism. Even though he's never been remotely political in his act nor when conducting his podcast, progs were just lying in wait for Bargatze to "tip his hand" as a MAGA-ite. 

Sure enough, the left attempted to collect Bargatze's scalp when he attended the UFC event on the White House lawn on President Trump's 80th birthday. And he apparently committed a mortal sin by being photographed with HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and wife Cheryl Hines. Y'see, in the collective mind of proggies, the wrong people being fans of your work is held against the artist, even if said artist doesn't show even tacit approval of a presidential administration. Regardless, in leftists' minds a betrayal has occurred and thus retribution in the form of cancellation must commence. 

As we've learned within the past decade of "cancel culture," those who are sought for cancelation over something trivial need not address it and thus just press forward with their lives as normal. And when a proverbial Leviathan like Bargatze presses on, this is the end result. 




Oof. Thoughts and prayers for the woke scolds. 


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Monday, August 17, 2026

Box Score of the Week

Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Athletics - July 22, 1923.


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There have been 20 pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball who have struck out at least 3,000 batters over their career. Washington's Walter Johnson became the first to achieve such a milestone by recording his 3,000th strikeout in that 1923 game in Philly. 


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Sunday, August 16, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 8/16/2026




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Why don't you cash in your chips, why don't you call it a loss......

There's a whole lotta Minnesota stuff to get to, so I'll do my best to squeeze in as much as I can on today's edition of my radio show The Closer. The 2-hour blitz will get started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 

I'll start the broadcast with a recap of the MN primary elections and how the statewide candidates chosen would seem to indicate that Republican voters are finally serious about winning a general! 

At 1:30, the Republican candidate in Minnesota's Second Congressional District Eric Pratt will stop by to discuss his candidacy. Given this is an open seat (Democrat Angie Craig is not seeking reelection) in a swing district, this is a rare opportunity for the GOP to flip a U.S. House seat this cycle. 

At 2:00, GOP candidate for MN State Senate Heidi Heino will stop by to tout her candidacy in SD 36, which includes such cities as White Bear Lake, Vadnais Heights, North Oaks and Lino Lakes. 


So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Friday, August 14, 2026

Putting the "loser" in sore loser

Upon losing the MNGOP primary for US Senate, Adam Schwarze put out a rather passive-aggressive statement in the immediate aftermath.





While there were no congratulations extended to winning candidate Michele Tafoya, Schwarze at least implied that Republicans need to unify when he emphasized the need for "a complete and total victory this November." So while his statement was left wanting, at least he didn't lash out given he was likely quite salty over his defeat. 


Unfortunately for Schwarze, his bitterness ultimately did get the best of him.





The insinuation of course is Tafoya is Option A in that scenario. At best, Schwarze is susceptible to out of context sound clips where Tafoya discusses these issues, and at worst he's a flat out liar. 


I had an opportunity to talk to Schwarze on last Sunday's broadcast. I appreciated his passion, even if he came off as kinda spazzy. And he spent more time denigrating Tafoya than touting his own background, so his animosity here is no surprise. 


You can glean a lot from a candidate in how they react to an election loss. While I am willing to extend Schwarze some grace in what was his first rodeo, his echoing Action 4 Larceny Liberty chanting points by suggesting there's no difference between a moderate Republican and the far, far, far left Peggy Flanagan will only harm any future endeavors into electoral politics. 


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Wednesday, August 12, 2026

The best possible outcomes

We're coming up on the 20th anniversary of the last time a Republican won a statewide election in Minnesota. That said, if the results from Tuesday's primary election are any indication, MNGOP voters are sick and tired of losing. 

The GOP nominated House Speaker Lisa Demuth for governor and former NFL sideline broadcaster Michele Tafoya for U.S. Senate, passing over firebrands in both races who electrified the party’s base but also carried serious political baggage.

The results were a relief for party leaders in Minnesota and Washington, D.C., as the GOP avoided polarizing candidates who might have fumbled a rare chance to beat Democrats in left-leaning Minnesota. In choosing Demuth, Republican voters went against the advice of President Donald Trump, who endorsed MyPillow founder Mike Lindell in July.

Even with Trump’s imprimatur, Republican insiders feared candidates such as Lindell would distract general election voters from fraud scandals in social services programs — the main line of attack against Democrats this year — as the party seeks to break a two-decade losing streak in statewide elections.


In the gubernatorial race, it remains a longshot that Demuth can topple Democrat nominee Amy Klobuchar, whom I believe is one of the top three most popular politicians in Minnesota history. But what Demuth's candidacy does ensure is the Minnesota Legislature remains in play for the GOP. Had Mike Lindell been the Republican candidate for gov, not only would he have lost (in the immortal words of his pal Trump) "bigly," he also would have been a drag on down ballot races for the party,  particularly House and Senate contests. As such, another DFL trifecta would commence, effectively finishing off any chance Minnesota has to remain a desirous place to live. But with Demuth having shown tremendous leadership chops as Speaker of the MN House the past two legislative sessions, that will be a great asset as the GOP needs a net gain of only one seat in each chamber of the Legislature in order to obtain complete control. 


Even though Democrat US Senate candidate (and current Lt Gov) Peggy Flanagan is a complete kook, Tafoya, despite putting forth eye-popping fundraising numbers not seen by a MNGOP candidate maybe ever, is also in an uphill battle. But her candidacy strengthens the Republicans' ability to maintain their majority in the Senate. Reason being is the Dems need a  net gain of four seats to take the majority. However, if they have to defend two seats (Minnesota and Michigan) which have been reliably blue for quite some time, that's less resources they'll have in attempts to seize Ohio, Iowa, Alaska and Maine (as of now, I believe Democrats already have North Carolina in the bag and are remarkably in a solid position to take Texas). Even before Tafoya and Flanagan won their respective primaries, a hypothetical matchup between the two showed basically a dead heat. 


While this cycle absolutely favors Democrats given it's the second midterm in a Donald Trump presidency, Minnesota may be somewhat of an outlier due to the rampant defrauding of taxpayer funds under the DFL's watch. Any Republican candidate has plausible deniability due to the fact they haven't held any meaningful statewide office since 2010. As such, you absolutely can't underestimate independent voters conveying some semblance of "Well, these Republicans certainly can't be any worse than what we've had." That isn't necessarily all that inspiring and not something that can be touted on GOP candidates' campaign literature. But it's a step in the right direction. 


On to November!


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Monday, August 10, 2026

Box Score of the Week

Cincinnati Reds at Philadelphia Phillies - July 5, 1989.

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With the score tied at 2 in the bottom of the 10th inning and Steve Jeltz standing on second base, the Phillies Lenny Dykstra singled to right field. Because the ball was hit pretty solidly, Jeltz held at third base. However, Reds RF Paul O'Neill bobbled the sharply hit ball, meaning Jeltz might have a chance to race home with the winning run. Thinking that error cost his team the game, O'Neill kicked the ball in frustration. However, he booted it just right, as it landed by first baseman Todd Benzinger, thus resulting in Jeltz having to hold at third base. 




The next batter was intentionally walked to load the bases for Von Hayes. But Reds catcher Jeff Reed was charged with a passed ball on the very first pitch to Hayes, resulting in Jeltz coming home to score the winning run. 

In the end, O'Neill's bizarre play merely delayed a heartbreaking Cincinnati defeat. 

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Sunday, August 09, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 8/9/2026



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Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned......

It is two days before the Primary elections in Minnesota, so a lot to get to regarding state politics. As such, I will be in the Patriot bunker for today's edition of my radio show The Closer. The 2-hour extravaganza gets started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 

Right at 1:00, I will be joined by Republican endorsed candidate in Minnesota's Fourth Congressional District Paul Wikstrom. Paul will be on to discuss how his campaign is faring thus far. 

At 1:30, Luke Doerer, GOP candidate in MN House District 37B (eastern Maple Grove) will stop by to discuss his candidacy. 

Finally at 2:00, MNGOP endorsed candidate for US Senate Adam Schwarze will check in regarding his campaign 48 hours ahead of Primary Day. 

If time permits, we'll discuss the latest in the MN gubernatorial race, particularly the candidates' appearance at Farmfest this past week.


So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Thursday, August 06, 2026

Can't function outside the bubble

It's been long established that Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) is easily rattled. Her bullying tactics of behind-the-scenes staff is stuff of folklore. And when she wasn't treated with rhetorical kid gloves upon being one of about twenty Democrats running for President in 2020, you could tell it took every ounce of self control for her to not bubble over with rage


So when Klobee appeared on stage at Farmfest this past week as the unofficial Democrat candidate for Minnesota governor, she didn't take it well when the audience expressed their incredulity over her claims that she's solid on border enforcement. 





You'd be forgiven if that may come as even a mild surprise to you given most of Minnesota media stoops to touch the hem of her garment when conducting an interview with her.


One final thought: Will Black Lives Matter be showing up at future Klobee campaign rallies?


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Tuesday, August 04, 2026

Quick Hits: Volume CDXVIII

When a high profile individual (whether it be an actor, pro athlete, etc.) speaks out about hot button social/political issues, it elicits a lot of conversation online. And when a big name speaks, the media often rushes to peers in the same industry in order to garner other reactions, possibly resulting in a war of words between two people on opposite sides. 


So even though I'm fine with big names using their respective platforms to advocate for a cause, I'm equally OK with those who opt out of the discussion. While WNBA player Sophie Cunningham has caused quite a stir decrying the presence of trans females (aka biological males) participating in female sports, her Indiana Fever teammate (and easily one of the league's biggest names) Caitlin Clark would prefer to steer away from such a sensitive topic. 





This has drawn the ire of some high profile conservatives, including Matt Walsh, who is quickly becoming a caricature, IMO. 





When NBA star LeBron James stumped for Hillary Clinton for POTUS in 2016 or NFL QB Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the National Anthem, people of Walsh's ilk essentially said "stay in your lane." But now when it's one of their pet causes, Walsh et al demand acquiescence. 


Speaking freely should be highly encouraged. But equally respected should be the desire to not speak at all, especially when one's livelihood can be in peril. It's part of Walsh's job to be provocative, but not so much Clark's.



- Speaking of the trans debate, remember in late 2024 when Rep. Seth Moulton (D-MA) bucked his fellow leftists on the issue? 





But now that he actually wants to be a U.S. Senator out of the far left haven that is Massachusetts? 





The fact is, it's possible to not want biological men in women's spaces while also standing up for their civil liberties. But Seth likely knows as well as anyone that progs aren't big on nuance. 



- Conservative commentator Ben Domenech on the rise of Communist tendencies in today's Democrat party. 


 



This should be a warning to conservatives to get their poop in a group by getting back on message with economics. It's always, always, alwayyyyyys the economy, stupid. 


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Monday, August 03, 2026

Box Score of the Week

New York Mets at St Louis Cardinals - September 28, 1979,

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Cards' shortstop Garry Templeton, a switch hitter, collected his 100th hit of the season while hitting right handed. Since he already had 100+ hits from the left side, he became the first player in MLB history to have at least 100 hits from both sides of the plate. 

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Sunday, August 02, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 8/2/2026



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The wind and the weathering were on channel 14.......

Happy first Sunday in August!

I'll be back in the Patriot bunker today after being away on assignment last week. Today's edition of my radio show The Closer will air 1-3 PM Central Time. 

In the first hour, I will weigh in on multiple stories about Minnesota politics, including the wife of Gov. Tim Walz rebuffing Lt Gov Peggy Flanagan by endorsing Angie Craig for US Senate. Also, former DFL chair Ken Martin appears to be in over his head as the DNC chair. 

In the second hour, I'll discuss former NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci refusing to answer questions before a US Senate Committee this past week. At 2:30 Landmark Legal VP Michael O'Neill will join us via phone to weigh in on what, if anything, can be done to hold Fauci accountable given he received a preemptive pardon from then President Joe Biden in January 2025. 


So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Thursday, July 30, 2026

Nuts!

The end of an era for one of the most recognizable (by sight *and* smell) landmarks in St. Paul.


Pearson’s Candy Co., the iconic St. Paul candy maker best known for Salted Nut Roll bars and Nut Goodies, plans to permanently close its West Seventh Street manufacturing facility this fall. The closure will eliminate about 80 jobs.

The company notified Minnesota’s State Rapid Response Team that it will permanently shut down its plant at 2140 W. Seventh St. because of a lack of financial sustainability to continue operations, according to a Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification.

The closure and layoffs are scheduled to take effect Sept. 28.

In a statement to the Pioneer Press, a Pearson’s spokesperson said the decision was made after careful consideration and “reflects the current business and economic environment.”

“At this time, we’re looking to move certain key brands of Pearson’s to a strategic partner and we’ll continue to explore all options in order to make these legacy products,” the statement said.

Pearson’s Candy was founded in Minneapolis in 1909 and moved to St. Paul in 1950. The current factory has been a fixture in St. Paul since it started production in 1957.


For the first six years of my life, I lived in general proximity of that plant. The daycare lady under whom my bro and I were charges while ma was working would occasionally drive by that facility when taking the kids out for activities. While I couldn't describe what I was sensing, I knew I was instantly drawn to that luscious aroma of nougat, caramel and salty Virginia peanuts. 


I believe I tasted a Pearson's Salted Nut Roll for the first time shortly thereafter. I know it was a Friday, because my mom would bring home a snack for my brother and me, courtesy of the 3M vending machine. Upon indulging, ma reminded me that we used to live near the building which made that delightful sweetness. From that point forward, the Salted Nut Roll became firmly entrenched in my top 5 favorite indulgences whenever the ol' sweet tooth comes a callin'. 


Fast forward about 30 years to Wednesday, July 11, 2007. It was near the end of my workday when I decided to partake in a Pearson's SNR. As the vending machine dispensed the treat, I noticed a business card taped to it. The card belonged to the organization's executive secretary with a note informing me that I won a 5-lb. Salted Nut Roll. I called the number on the card and confirmed I indeed was now the proud owner of a concoction that was the equivalent to 54 regular size candy bars!









Mrs. Carlson and I have often reflected on that particular week as one of the most trying times in our marriage. On Monday of that week, my sister-in law was hospitalized with a serious ailment. On Thursday, we were notified that we'd have to endure an audit from the IRS. Then on Friday the 13th (rather fitting) I was fired from that job. 

Looking back now, we like to think my winning a 5-lb. candy bar in the middle of that quagmire was God's way of injecting a little levity. While we had no idea how the various disasters of that season would be resolved, we held tight to His promise of never leaving or forsaking us. 

The mind is a funny thing, ain't it? A seemingly benign story about the closing of a manufacturing facility can set in motion memories (good and bad) which have spanned a half century.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Quick Hits: Volume CDXVII

- In the event you thought it was hyperbole that Gov. Tim Walz and his Lt Gov Peggy Flanagan have had a fracture in their relationship since after the 2024 election, this should put to rest any doubts

Minnesota’s First Lady Gwen Walz is endorsing U.S. Rep. Angie Craig in the U.S. Senate race, handing the congresswoman another big-name backer in the closing days of the heated Democratic primary campaign.

Gwen Walz’s endorsement comes as her husband, Gov. Tim Walz, has refused to back Craig or her opponent, Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan.

Gwen Walz said Craig’s record of winning tough races in the Second District “speaks for itself.”

“Angie Craig is the candidate to beat the Republicans and win in November. I’ve worked with Angie for years — on issues ranging from LGBTQ rights to reproductive healthcare," Gwen Walz said in a statement first shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.

“In an era when everything we hold dear is at stake, we need a nominee who can win statewide — in red counties and blue. And that’s Angie," Gwen Walz added.


While this isn't the governor himself weighing in, you can't convince me that he didn't give the Mrs. the OK when she broached the idea of endorsing a candidate in the Senate race. 


So will this have any significant impact on the DFL primary for U.S. Senate? Eh. I have my doubts. But at the very least it ensures the race will stay ultra competitive so as not to tempt any leftist voters to cross over and vote in GOP primary and thus vote in Mike Lindell as the Republican candidate for governor. 



- I've made no secret how I'm an out and out non-fan of Barack Obama. That said, I thought his recent interaction with WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark was absolutely delightful. 





And of course, you had a bunch of progs who echoed sentiments very similar to this. 





What an asinine take. Republicans didn't claim Clark as theirs as much as they defended her against nonsensical attacks which appear to be rooted in jealousy. Whether it's resentment from WNBA veterans who've bristled over her being largely responsible for the league's increased popularity to a USA Today columnist invoking a teenaged lynching victim when criticizing Clark (yes, really), political righties sticking up for her is rooted in nobility. 


Besides, if you believe former WNBA player Candice Wiggins, what may likely draw the ire of Clark's peers is the fact she's a straight chick.



- Oof. Things aren't going swimmingly for the former chair of the Minnesota DFL. 





If you're a political righty, I wouldn't get too overly excited about the financial standings. The fact is leftists will be awash in special interest cash from the likes of George Soros, teacher's unions, pro abortion groups, gun grabber organizations, etc. And Dems are still in a decent position to retake the US House and possibly the Senate. 


All that said, Kenny has something in common with the senior US Senator out of his home state. Apparently both are prone to fits of rage which result in their chucking inanimate objects at staffers. 


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Monday, July 27, 2026

Sunday, July 26, 2026

On assignment

It's been such a crazy week between family stuff and my day job that I haven't been dong much with the blog this past week. And because I'm traveling for work this weekend, I will be off the air for today's radio show. However, former President of the MN Senate Dave Osmek will be taking the reins of today's broadcast, airing 1-3 PM Central Time. 


Here's what Dave has tentatively planned: 


1:15 - MNGOP gubernatorial hopeful Mike Lindell

1:45 - Local conservative activist Dustin Grage

2:00 - MNGOP State Auditor hopeful Nate George

2:30 - MNGOP Secretary of State candidate Tad Jude



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics Dave plans on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Monday, July 20, 2026

Box Score of the Week

Chicago White Sox at New York Yankees - July 18, 1995.

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Yankees starting pitcher Jack McDowell was knocked around by his former team, allowing 9 runs and 13 hits in just 4-2/3 innings. As he exited the game, the Yankees crowd booed him vociferously. 

McDowell's response?
 





 

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Sunday, July 19, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 7/19/2026



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Save up all the days, a routine malaise............

This is one summer Sunday I don't mind being in the air conditioned Patriot bunker! Today's edition of my radio show The Closer will air in its usual slot of 1-3 PM Central Time. 


In the first hour, I will be chatting with two different MN House Republican candidates looking to unseat incumbent DFLers. At 1:00, Caleb Steffenhagen will be on to discuss his candidacy in House District 48B (Chanhassen, Chaska). Then at 1:30, it'll be Aaron Paul, who is running in 54A (Shakopee, Jackson Twp.). 


In the second hour, I will weigh in on the latest news regarding the MNGOP races for governor and US Senate.



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Friday, July 17, 2026

Second look at Graham Platner?

Could prominent progressives be having regrets over throwing Platner, the now *former* Democrat nominee for US Senate out of Maine, under the proverbial bus?


Well, no.


While his being abusive to a girlfriend who was a political righty was not a dealbreaker (nor was sporting a Nazi tattoo. Or lying about his "working class" background. Or professing to having masturbatory fantasies when visiting port-a-potties. Or claiming to be willing to rape home invaders), Platner's alleged assault of a prog chick was a bridge too far. So yeah, that ship has sailed. 


The fact is there are now twelve individuals looking to replace Platner. I'm not really sure who can be considered the frontrunner, but there was one candidate in particular which looks......interesting. 



 



Soooo....Webb has had several failed candidacies, but is a songwriter and author?


Two Out of Three Ain't Bad. 


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Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Quick Hits: Volume CDXVI

- President Donald Trump has decided to insert himself into the GOP race for Minnesota governor. 





This is of zero surprise given how Lindell has debased himself over the past several years in clinging to stolen election conspiracies, all to the delight of Trump.  


This endorsement is a clear indication that the President values loyalty over electoral viability, given Lindell has absolutely zero chance to prevail in the general election if he somehow wins the GOP nod. What's worse is a Lindell general election candidacy may well adversely affect down ballot races,  resulting in the DFL regaining the trifecta (Governor's office, House and Senate) they so enjoyed in 2023-24. And if that happens, the state of Minnesota becomes a cold California in less than a decade after that. 


In short, I wholly reject your recommendation, Mr. President. 



- Meanwhile in the GOP race for US Senator out of Minnesota, it's becoming clear who the most viable general election candidate will be. 





Meanwhile, the MNGOP endorsed candidate Adam Schwarze continues to flail about, demanding that Tafoya engage in a debate. Meanwhile, Tafoya is essentially running a general election campaign with direct voter contacts, national media hits, etc. 


I'm not ready to suggest that Tafoya could do the unthinkable and break the MNGOP's near 20-year losing streak in statewide races. However, this race could help keep the US Senate in Republican control if the Dems' financial resources have to be diverted to defending a seat in reliably blue Minnesota. But given the fundraising prowess Tafoya has shown, we certainly can't bet against her prevailing in a general election. 



- The left has been fomenting violence for some time toward what they chide as the "MAGA Supreme Court." And given there are enough mentally unstable people who will take those words to heart, it shouldn't be all that shocking what the SCOTUS justices have been enduring.





Around the time the Dobbs decision was leaked (which overturned Roe v. Wade), Justice Brett Kavanaugh was a target of a potential assassin. And two years prior to that, while SCOTUS was hearing a case regarding a Louisiana law that would require doctors who perform abortions to have the right to admit patients at nearby hospitals, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer very clearly called out two specific justices. 





It'll never cease to shock me the lengths pro-aborts will go to in order to protect what they consider a sacrosanct right to kill an infant. It's demonic. 


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Monday, July 13, 2026

Box Score of the Week

It's the All-Star break!

With that, let's check out the 2022 All-Star game

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In this year's ASG, which occurred at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, Cristopher Sanchez was the starting pitcher for the National League. It was the first time a pitcher started a game in his home ballpark since that '22 contest when Los Angeles Dodgers hurler Clayton Kershaw started for the N.L. in Dodger Stadium. 

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Sunday, July 12, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 7/12/2026



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I don't want to take advice from fools, I'll just figure everything is cool......

I'll be back live in the Patriot bunker today for my weekly radio show The Closer. The 2-hour extravaganza gets started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 

In the first hour, I'll discuss Minnesota happenings, including multiple storylines in the GOP race for governor. 

Then in the second hour, I'll weigh in on U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner (D-ME) being forced to drop his bid despite many leftists accepting very obvious warning signs about his character. 


So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Friday, July 10, 2026

Things looking up for Demuth

The sitting MN House Speaker received some good news Thursday in her campaign for governor. 


An internal poll from a conservative nonprofit group says Minnesota House Speaker Lisa Demuth has a slight lead in the Republican primary for governor of Minnesota. The poll was obtained by Alpha News earlier this week.

Conducted by the Minnesota Private Business Council, the poll surveyed 1,601 likely Republican primary voters between June 23-25 and has a margin of error or 2.5%. Notably, the poll appears to have been conducted without the use of a professional polling firm.

According to the survey, 29.1% of respondents said they would vote for Demuth if the GOP gubernatorial primary were held today. Meanwhile, business executive Kendall Qualls got 23.9% of the vote, and MyPillow founder Mike Lindell got 20.4% of the vote.

However, 25.7% of those polled said they were “Unsure — I haven’t decided yet.” Of the undecided group, 55.9% said they were “completely undecided” while 17.1% leaned toward Demuth, 14.4% leaned toward Qualls, and 12.6% leaned toward Lindell.


Demuth certainly has the bona fides for proving she can govern effectively in addition to being in a better fundraising position than her opponents. It would still be a major uphill climb to defeat the juggernaut that is Amy Klobuchar, but nominating a candidate with a nonzero chance is obviously better than absolute zero. 


In addition to solid polling numbers, Demuth also received a high profile endorsement.  


The Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus & PAC today announced our full endorsement of Lisa Demuth for Governor and Ryan Wilson for Lieutenant Governor.

Lisa Demuth has earned the trust of Minnesota gun owners through her consistent defense of the constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens. As Speaker of the Minnesota House, Demuth has helped lead the fight against efforts to restrict the right to keep and bear arms while advancing policies that focus on violent offenders rather than peaceable firearm owners.

“Lisa Demuth understands that the constitutional rights of Minnesota gun owners are not negotiable,” said Bryan Strawser, Chairman of the Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus & PAC. “She has been a steady and effective leader against efforts to criminalize ordinary Minnesotans for exercising their rights. At a time when those rights face continued attacks at the Capitol, Minnesota needs a Governor who will stand firmly with law-abiding gun owners.”

“Speaker Demuth has consistently listened to Minnesota gun owners and understood the difference between responsible firearm ownership and criminal violence,” said Anna Leamy, Director of Government Relations and Advocacy for the Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus. “She has stood against unconstitutional and ineffective gun control proposals and supported policies that respect the rights of law-abiding Minnesotans. Lisa Demuth and Ryan Wilson will provide the leadership Minnesota needs to defend those rights.”

The Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus is proud to support Lisa Demuth for Governor and Ryan Wilson for Lieutenant Governor and encourages our members and supporters across Minnesota to support their campaign.

Other candidates for Governor also participated in the Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus candidate survey process. Others chose to side with anti-gun activists and organizations. Their candidate grades are available for public review at gunowners.mn/governor.


To be fair, both Qualls and Lindell received "A" grades from the Caucus. However, Demuth had to keep every single solitary Republican in the MN House unified against an assault weapons ban which passed in the Senate. That's not an easy thing to accomplish given Republicans can't seem to agree what kind of toppings to have on pizza, let alone vote in unanimity on legislation.  


I've often said that I don't make public whom I support in a Republican primary simply because I want to ensure *all* GOP candidates feel welcome to come on my radio show. That, and no one really gives two squats what I think. But I believe it's been pretty obvious from my writings of late that I wholeheartedly support Lisa Demuth to be the Republican nominee for Minnesota governor. In fact, I voted early just last week to ensure she has my vote banked. 


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Wednesday, July 08, 2026

Kendall Qualls alleged to have committed significant campaign violations

Former MN State Senator (and frequent NARN guest host) David Osmek has filed a Campaign Finance Board complaint against MNGOP-endorsed gubernatorial candidate Kendall Qualls

For purposes of full disclosure, Osmek was rumored last year to have been Qualls' Lt. Gov. designate before Brian Nicholson was ultimately chosen as Qualls' running mate. As such, Osmek's frequent criticism of Qualls over the past several months has been dismissed by some activists as sour grapes. 

With all that said, here is a copy of Osmek's complaint. You can decide for yourself how damning this may or may not be. 










For those who respond with "TL; DR," the substance of the complaint is Qualls has allegedly "been running his gubernatorial campaign" out of the offices of the nonprofit organization TakeCharge, an org founded by Qualls and wife Sheila. 

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Tuesday, July 07, 2026

Quick Hits: Volume CDXV

- The fact prominent leftists (including many elected members of Congress) turned a blind eye to the dark, creepy background of U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner was a mere confirmation of their lust for power as opposed to standing on the principle of "believe all women." 

When conservative activist Lyndsey Fifield discussed Platner's abusive behavior when the two dated a decade-plus ago, many dismissed her story as a partisan attempt to undermine his candidacy. So when a different former girlfriend of Platner, who happens to be left-of-center, comes forward with serious allegations of assault, that is apparently a whole other can of worms. 

The woman, a 41-year-old Maine resident named Jenny Racicot, detailed the alleged incident to POLITICO in three interviews over the past two weeks. POLITICO also spoke with a man Racicot dated and confided in the years after the alleged incident, and reviewed documents, including emails between Racicot and her therapist and messages between Racicot and an acquaintance whom she warned against getting involved with Platner years before he ran for office.

Racicot said she had an on-and-off relationship with Platner, who is now the Democratic Senate nominee in Maine, for more than two years before he entered her rural Maine home uninvited one night in late 2021, deeply intoxicated, and forced himself on her while she repeatedly told him to stop. She said she cut off contact with him after telling him the encounter was not consensual.

“I remember him grabbing my pelvis and being really forceful of me,” she said. “I remember the specific moment where I thought to myself, like, ‘This is no longer my choice.’”

Platner denied the allegations.


But the catalyst for Racicot going on the record resulted in a collective exploding cigar in the face to the aforementioned prominent Dems who were all in on Platner despite Fifield's abuse allegations.  


Racicot said she later felt compelled to go public about her experience because the reaction to the Times story was dominated by controversy about another woman, Lyndsey Fifield, who alleged Platner mistreated her and faced attacks because of her ties to the Republican Party.


It's notable that there is a July 13 deadline to replace Platner as the Dem nominee. You can bet your last dollar had these same allegations occurred after that date, there wouldn't be nearly the fervent calls for Platner to step down as there have been since this story broke Monday.


Yeah, it would appear leftists were willing to sell what little moral fiber they owned in an effort to attain a Senate majority. Now it appears they didn't even do that correctly. Heckuva job, all. 



- Buzzkill. 





Oh, well. I guess this means we can now return our full attention to America's real favorite pastime: summarily ignoring soccer. 



- Of the 20 or so major metropolitan areas which are home to at least 3 of the 4 major men's sports leagues (MLB, NFL, NHL and NBA), the Twin Cities has the longest championship drought at nearly 35 years. 


Before that it was Cleveland, which endured a 52-year dry spell before their NBA team the Cavaliers won a title in 2016. The centerpiece of that championship team? LeBron James. 


So is it possible that, 11 years later, James could be the missing piece in bringing a different championship-starved region an NBA title? 


The Minnesota Timberwolves have ramped up their push for LeBron James, with full belief that they are very much in the hunt to land one of the greatest players in NBA history, league sources told The Athletic.

The sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe ongoing deliberations, said the Timberwolves have been in contact with James’ representatives with a bold pitch: team up with Anthony Edwards, LaMelo Ball, Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert to go after the kind of championship that could end any discussion about who is the greatest player of all time.

The Wolves firmly believe they have the best situation for the 41-year-old James as he prepares for his 24th season. They have a core headlined by Edwards, Ball and McDaniels that can take a lot of the offensive pressure off James’ shoulders. They have McDaniels and Gobert to help ease James’ workload on defense, as well.

Most importantly, they have a story for James to tell. Unlike several of the other options on the table for him, including the Golden State Warriors, Miami Heat and James’ hometown Cleveland Cavaliers, the Timberwolves have never won a championship. The Vikings and Wild are title-less as well. The Twins’ World Series win in 1991 marks the last time a Minnesota men’s professional sports franchise won it all, the longest drought among U.S. markets with all four major sports. The people of Minnesota are desperate for a championship.

The Wolves think if James picks them over all the other suitors — cold weather and lack of spending power be damned — it would be the biggest possible statement he could make in the long-running greatest player of all time debate between him and Michael Jordan.


The kicker? James would be the first player in NBA history to be a part of four different franchises to win a title. Having accomplished literally everything else in the game (i.e. championship rings, MVPs, all-time scoring leader, accumulating a billion-plus dollars in wealth, etc.), why not notch something that literally no one else can lay claim to? 


As a Timberwolves fan, I'd sign any petition advocating for a LeBron statue outside the team's home arena the millisecond the franchise hoists a Larry O'Brien trophy. 


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Monday, July 06, 2026

Box Score of the Week

There have been some memorable moments in Major League Baseball history on the 4th of July. As such, let's check out a July 4th game from 1984 where the New York Yankees took on the Texas Rangers

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Yankees starting pitcher Phil Niekro notched his 3,000 career strikeout this game, making him the first knuckleballer to reach that milestone. 

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Monday, June 29, 2026

Box Score of the Week

Kansas City Athletics at Chicago White Sox - September 28, 1958.

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At age 18 years and 348 days, Lou Klimchock hit a leadoff home run for the Athletics. To this day, he is the youngest major leaguer ever to do so. 

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Sunday, June 28, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 6/28/2026



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I'd listen to the words he'd say, but in his voice I heard decay.....

It's the last Sunday in June, which means 2026.....is half over?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!


Regardless, a lot to get to on today's edition of my radio show The Closer. The 2-hour blitz will get started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 


In the non-guest segments, I'll discuss the latest in the GOP battle for MN governor. Also, I'll address multiple complaints I received about last week's guest host Dave Osmek. 


At 1:15, geopolitical wonk Amanda Peterson will join the broadcast to weigh in on the latest with the Iran war as well as other foreign policy happenings. 


Finally at 2:30, newly crowned Miss Minnesota Anna Brennan will stop by to discuss her new title. 



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.

 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Friday, June 26, 2026

Proud to be an American.....with conditions

Earlier this year when the Men's U.S. Olympic hockey team won the gold medal for the first time since the 1980 "Miracle on Ice" squad, the excitement among Americans was palatable. Or at least it was among right-of-center politicos and those who are apolitical. Y'see political leftists, particularly over the past decade or two, have steadily lost pride in their country based largely upon the fact Donald J. Trump was elected President of the United States twice. As such, they couldn't even cheer on their fellow countrymen upon accomplishing something significant in the name of America. 

The World Cup is the latest thing

The triumph of the World Cup’s first two weeks — boosting the U.S.’s global reputation with sold-out stadiums and few logistical complications — has forced Democrats who had criticized President Donald Trump’s role in preparations to grudgingly reconsider.

“I think that there was a little bit of like liberal wishcasting that this would maybe be a disaster to sort of stick it to Trump,” said Rob Flaherty, the digital Democratic strategist and soccer fan who attended the U.S. group-stage match with Australia. “It hasn’t yet been.”


To be fair, there have been some Democrat officials who expressed delight with how the tournament has fared thus far. But a couple of big names just can't seem to put aside their disdain for Trump in order to give props. 


Though other prominent Democrats including California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro, along with (NYC Mayor Zohran) Mamdani and (New Jersey Governor Mikie) Sherrill, have all attended games, few among them have been willing to articulate anything that sounds like praise for the authorities putting on the event.


It's as if these thumb suckers believe that even tacit approval of the World Cup festivities is somehow tantamount to showing approval of Trump. What an absolute miserable existence. 


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Thursday, June 25, 2026

Doesn't pass the sniff test

Hypothetical: Suppose you donated money to an individual running for political office and they took a significant percentage of those funds to line their own pockets. That would seem to be a blatant violation of basic campaign finance laws, right? Well, if the recipient looks to benefit personally from such donations (as opposed to utilizing funds directly for campaign activities like ads, literature, etc.), a quasi money laundering operation would certainly be more discrete. 

So, tell me. Do you believe I'm being hyperbolic in suggesting that mythical scenario draws parallels to a certain Minnesota gubernatorial campaign?

To put it lightly, Mike Lindell is a non-traditional candidate for governor. He has the unique backstory of going from a crack addict to the founder and CEO of one of Minnesota’s best-known companies. Now he also has an unusual method of campaigning. He’s giving away free pillows from My Pillow and copies of his autobiography.

“This is our little ‘Go Anywhere’ My Pillow,” he told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS on Tuesday while pulling one out from under his desk. “It’s like a mini-pillow. We’ve used it in promotions for a long, long time. I love doing parades.”

Video posted on social media shows Lindell and his campaign volunteers throwing the pillows to people along a parade route in Foley last week. There’s no question it’s clever campaigning, but there are questions about whether it’s legal under state campaign finance laws. Lindell says his lawyers say it is legal.

“These aren’t full-size pillows,” he says. “They’re little pillows just like if you gave away a hat or a shirt or anything. Our literature is inside it. We followed all the guidelines…”

Lindell sent 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS an invoice showing his campaign bought 2,500 pillows from My Pillow for $4.50 a piece, or a little over $13,275.94, including tax. Campaign finance reports from Lindell show he’s bought about $250,000 worth of his autobiography to give away instead of using campaign brochures.


So when Lindell sells merchandise, whether it be books or mini pillows, who benefits financially? I mean, it's possible he decided that his favorite charities, as opposed to himself, would be the recipient of funds derived from those specific items. But even then there are some grey areas as charitable contributions are tax deductible. He (or his business) still benefits. 


There have been some polls this past month which have shown Lindell leading the GOP field for Minnesota governor. If by some minor miracle he receives the nomination, his general election candidacy would be dead as a doornail even if he had a pristine background. But with questions regarding his handling of campaign funds looming over him, such a controversy would be amplified by orders of magnitude once he squares off with a well-funded Democrat like Amy Klobuchar. 


If there were no competitive statewide primaries on the DFL side, you can bet many Dem voters would take the liberty of crossing over to vote GOP in an attempt to elevate the most vulnerable general election Republicans. Thankfully, right-of-center voters have a golden opportunity in August to send Lindell packing. Our mission is clear. 


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Monday, June 22, 2026

Box Score of the Week

Toronto Blue Jays at Boston Red Sox - June 26, 2024

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Danny Jansen was the starting catcher for the Blue Jays this game, which ended up being suspended after one inning. 

The game resumed (and was completed) two months later on August 26. About a month earlier, Jansen was traded to Boston for three minor leaguers, so he was available for the Red Sox to be inserted into this contest in the top of the second inning. 

In essence, Jansen played for both teams in the same game. 

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Sunday, June 21, 2026

Calling on the NARN farm team

I am away on assignment, so longtime friend of the Northern Alliance Radio Network (and former President of the MN Senate) Dave Osmek will be taking the reins of today's broadcast. The show will air in its usual 1-3 PM Central Time slot. 


Via Dave, here's what he has planned: 


1p to 115p: Opening discussion

115p to 145p:  Michelle Tafoya

145p to 2p:  Various topics, State Convention, Endorsement, Polls

2p to 230p:  Lisa Demuth (or Ryan Wilson)

230p to 3p:  Jeff Kolb, state of the races, endorsement



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics Dave plans on addressing.

 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Out of the office

Gone on vacation until June 25.

Talk to y'all when I return. 


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Monday, June 15, 2026

Box Score of the Week

Kansas City Royals at Milwaukee Brewers - June 12, 1977


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That time the Royals had to wear the Brewers' road uniforms. 





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Sunday, June 14, 2026

The NARN Closer's playlist - 6/14/2026



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I don't need to be blinded by confusion......

Happy Flag Day and happy 80th birthday, President Trump!


It's Sunday, so that means another edition of my radio show The Closer. The 2-hour blitz gets started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 


In the first hour, I'll discuss Minnesota politics, including an explosive new report of Gov. Tim Walz willfully turning a blind eye to the rampant fraud in the state. Also, a plea deal was reached in the homicide case of Mark and Melissa Hortman's assassin. 


In the second hour, Maine voters advance Graham Platner to the general election for U.S. Senate. In doing so, Democrats' objections over Trump's past indiscretions have been nullified. And finally, leftists covet Elon Musk's goods. 



So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.
 
You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis")If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....


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Friday, June 12, 2026

Worthy to be celebrated

World history was made on Friday

Elon Musk is now the world’s first trillionaire, after his company SpaceX went public on Friday morning.

The 54-year-old businessman and investor founded SpaceX, a space exploration company, in 2002. SpaceX’s initial public offering was officially priced on Thursday at a valuation of $1.77 trillion, making it the highest-valued IPO in history.

Forbes estimates that Musk’s net worth now hovers around $1.1 trillion, thanks to his 38 percent stake in the company.

“It is certainly hard to believe that a little company that was started in a warehouse in El Segundo [California] is now going public with the largest IPO ever,” Musk said in the livestream of NASDAQ’s opening bell.


And in perhaps the least surprising development, secular progressives engage in their obligatory violations of the 10th Commandment





After a presser to point out the utter outrage of one man amassing such spoils, Fauxcahontas Sen. Warren was then pressed on *her* wealth. Nor surprisingly, she didn't have much to say. 


 



Finally, National Review writer Charles C.W. Cooke says you can count him out when it comes to expressing envy or fury over someone's wealth. 


I suspect, at one level, Musk’s enemies believe the things he has achieved would magically have happened without him — that, somehow, they were foreordained to occur, and that he just happened to be in the right place at the right time. This is stupid and it is wrong. There are such things in history as great men, and Musk is one of them. Gavin Newsom, Ed Markey, Elizabeth Warren, and Graham Platner, by contrast, are not. If they got their way, the United States would become France. An interesting place, yes, but not one that ever does much of note.

So, yeah: If your reaction to this news was to cavil and whine and start looking lasciviously at Musk’s property, you can count me out. I want no part of it. Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire. Only in America.


A pretty awesome development ahead of America's 250th birthday!


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