Why don't you cash in your chips, why don't you call it a loss......

There's a whole lotta Minnesota stuff to get to, so I'll do my best to squeeze in as much as I can on today's edition of my radio show The Closer. The 2-hour blitz will get started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 

I'll start the broadcast with a recap of the MN primary elections and how the statewide candidates chosen would seem to indicate that Republican voters are finally serious about winning a general! 

At 1:30, the Republican candidate in Minnesota's Second Congressional District Eric Pratt will stop by to discuss his candidacy. Given this is an open seat (Democrat Angie Craig is not seeking reelection) in a swing district, this is a rare opportunity for the GOP to flip a U.S. House seat this cycle. 

At 2:00, GOP candidate for MN State Senate Heidi Heino will stop by to tout her candidacy in SD 36, which includes such cities as White Bear Lake, Vadnais Heights, North Oaks and Lino Lakes. 

So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.

 

You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis"). If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....

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Putting the "loser" in sore loser

Upon losing the MNGOP primary for US Senate, Adam Schwarze put out a rather passive-aggressive statement in the immediate aftermath.

pic.twitter.com/woaXiiYaaj

— Adam Schwarze (@AdamSchwarze) August 12, 2026

While there were no congratulations extended to winning candidate Michele Tafoya, Schwarze at least implied that Republicans need to unify when he emphasized the need for "a complete and total victory this November." So while his statement was left wanting, at least he didn't lash out given he was likely quite salty over his defeat. 

Unfortunately for Schwarze, his bitterness ultimately did get the best of him.

NEW: Republican Adam Schwarze appears to have deleted a tweet bashing Michele Tafoya after he lost to her by nearly 30 points in Tuesday's primary pic.twitter.com/e3e9ijzENx

— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) August 13, 2026

The insinuation of course is Tafoya is Option A in that scenario. At best, Schwarze is susceptible to out of context sound clips where Tafoya discusses these issues, and at worst he's a flat out liar. 

I had an opportunity to talk to Schwarze on last Sunday's broadcast. I appreciated his passion, even if he came off as kinda spazzy. And he spent more time denigrating Tafoya than touting his own background, so his animosity here is no surprise. 

You can glean a lot from a candidate in how they react to an election loss. While I am willing to extend Schwarze some grace in what was his first rodeo, his echoing Action 4 Larceny Liberty chanting points by suggesting there's no difference between a moderate Republican and the far, far, far left Peggy Flanagan will only harm any future endeavors into electoral politics. 

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The best possible outcomes

We're coming up on the 20th anniversary of the last time a Republican won a statewide election in Minnesota. That said, if the results from Tuesday's primary election are any indication, MNGOP voters are sick and tired of losing. 

The GOP nominated House Speaker Lisa Demuth for governor and former NFL sideline broadcaster Michele Tafoya for U.S. Senate, passing over firebrands in both races who electrified the party’s base but also carried serious political baggage.

The results were a relief for party leaders in Minnesota and Washington, D.C., as the GOP avoided polarizing candidates who might have fumbled a rare chance to beat Democrats in left-leaning Minnesota. In choosing Demuth, Republican voters went against the advice of President Donald Trump, who endorsed MyPillow founder Mike Lindell in July.

Even with Trump’s imprimatur, Republican insiders feared candidates such as Lindell would distract general election voters from fraud scandals in social services programs — the main line of attack against Democrats this year — as the party seeks to break a two-decade losing streak in statewide elections.

In the gubernatorial race, it remains a longshot that Demuth can topple Democrat nominee Amy Klobuchar, whom I believe is one of the top three most popular politicians in Minnesota history. But what Demuth's candidacy does ensure is the Minnesota Legislature remains in play for the GOP. Had Mike Lindell been the Republican candidate for gov, not only would he have lost (in the immortal words of his pal Trump) "bigly," he also would have been a drag on down ballot races for the party,  particularly House and Senate contests. As such, another DFL trifecta would commence, effectively finishing off any chance Minnesota has to remain a desirous place to live. But with Demuth having shown tremendous leadership chops as Speaker of the MN House the past two legislative sessions, that will be a great asset as the GOP needs a net gain of only one seat in each chamber of the Legislature in order to obtain complete control. 

Even though Democrat US Senate candidate (and current Lt Gov) Peggy Flanagan is a complete kook, Tafoya, despite putting forth eye-popping fundraising numbers not seen by a MNGOP candidate maybe ever, is also in an uphill battle. But her candidacy strengthens the Republicans' ability to maintain their majority in the Senate. Reason being is the Dems need a  net gain of four seats to take the majority. However, if they have to defend two seats (Minnesota and Michigan) which have been reliably blue for quite some time, that's less resources they'll have in attempts to seize Ohio, Iowa, Alaska and Maine (as of now, I believe Democrats already have North Carolina in the bag and are remarkably in a solid position to take Texas). Even before Tafoya and Flanagan won their respective primaries, a hypothetical matchup between the two showed basically a dead heat. 

While this cycle absolutely favors Democrats given it's the second midterm in a Donald Trump presidency, Minnesota may be somewhat of an outlier due to the rampant defrauding of taxpayer funds under the DFL's watch. Any Republican candidate has plausible deniability due to the fact they haven't held any meaningful statewide office since 2010. As such, you absolutely can't underestimate independent voters conveying some semblance of "Well, these Republicans certainly can't be any worse than what we've had." That isn't necessarily all that inspiring and not something that can be touted on GOP candidates' campaign literature. But it's a step in the right direction. 

On to November!

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Box Score of the Week

Cincinnati Reds at Philadelphia Phillies - July 5, 1989.

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With the score tied at 2 in the bottom of the 10th inning and Steve Jeltz standing on second base, the Phillies Lenny Dykstra singled to right field. Because the ball was hit pretty solidly, Jeltz held at third base. However, Reds RF Paul O'Neill bobbled the sharply hit ball, meaning Jeltz might have a chance to race home with the winning run. Thinking that error cost his team the game, O'Neill kicked the ball in frustration. However, he booted it just right, as it landed by first baseman Todd Benzinger, thus resulting in Jeltz having to hold at third base. 

The next batter was intentionally walked to load the bases for Von Hayes. But Reds catcher Jeff Reed was charged with a passed ball on the very first pitch to Hayes, resulting in Jeltz coming home to score the winning run. 

In the end, O'Neill's bizarre play merely delayed a heartbreaking Cincinnati defeat. 

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The NARN Closer's playlist - 8/9/2026

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Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned......

It is two days before the Primary elections in Minnesota, so a lot to get to regarding state politics. As such, I will be in the Patriot bunker for today's edition of my radio show The Closer. The 2-hour extravaganza gets started at 1:00 PM Central Time. 

Right at 1:00, I will be joined by Republican endorsed candidate in Minnesota's Fourth Congressional District Paul Wikstrom. Paul will be on to discuss how his campaign is faring thus far. 

At 1:30, Luke Doerer, GOP candidate in MN House District 37B (eastern Maple Grove) will stop by to discuss his candidacy. 

Finally at 2:00, MNGOP endorsed candidate for US Senate Adam Schwarze will check in regarding his campaign 48 hours ahead of Primary Day. 

If time permits, we'll discuss the latest in the MN gubernatorial race, particularly the candidates' appearance at Farmfest this past week.

So please call (651) 289-4488 if you'd like to weigh in on any of the topics we plan on addressing.

 

You can listen live in the Twin Cities at AM 1280 or, if you're near downtown Minneapolis/West Metro area, 107.5 FM on your radio dial. In and out of the Minneapolis-St Paul area you can listen to the program on the Internet by clicking this link, or check us out via iheart radio as well as Amazon Alexa (just say "Alexa, play The Patriot Minneapolis"). If you're unable to tune in live, please check out my podcast page for the latest show post.

And if you're so inclined, follow along on Twitter at #NARNShow or "Like" our Facebook page, where we also conduct a "Live Stream" of the broadcast.

Until then.....

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Can't function outside the bubble

It's been long established that Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) is easily rattled. Her bullying tactics of behind-the-scenes staff is stuff of folklore. And when she wasn't treated with rhetorical kid gloves upon being one of about twenty Democrats running for President in 2020, you could tell it took every ounce of self control for her to not bubble over with rage. 

So when Klobee appeared on stage at Farmfest this past week as the unofficial Democrat candidate for Minnesota governor, she didn't take it well when the audience expressed their incredulity over her claims that she's solid on border enforcement. 

WATCH: Boos and jeers erupt at Farmfest as Amy Klobuchar says she has "long believed in and supported funding for order at the border" and has "worked well with law enforcement." pic.twitter.com/6HZQvoofYs

— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) August 5, 2026

You'd be forgiven if that may come as even a mild surprise to you given most of Minnesota media stoops to touch the hem of her garment when conducting an interview with her.

One final thought: Will Black Lives Matter be showing up at future Klobee campaign rallies?

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Quick Hits: Volume CDXVIII

When a high profile individual (whether it be an actor, pro athlete, etc.) speaks out about hot button social/political issues, it elicits a lot of conversation online. And when a big name speaks, the media often rushes to peers in the same industry in order to garner other reactions, possibly resulting in a war of words between two people on opposite sides. 

So even though I'm fine with big names using their respective platforms to advocate for a cause, I'm equally OK with those who opt out of the discussion. While WNBA player Sophie Cunningham has caused quite a stir decrying the presence of trans females (aka biological males) participating in female sports, her Indiana Fever teammate (and easily one of the league's biggest names) Caitlin Clark would prefer to steer away from such a sensitive topic. 

Caitlin Clark dodges question on protecting women's sports.

"It's for the leagues and governing bodies to work with their athletes to find solutions." pic.twitter.com/LZSx91D4XX

— Jackson Thompson (@JackThompsonFOX) August 2, 2026

This has drawn the ire of some high profile conservatives, including Matt Walsh, who is quickly becoming a caricature, IMO. 

Caitlin Clark might be the biggest coward in the history of sports. She refuses to say anything about the anti-white racism she has been subjected to since coming into the league. She punts on the trans question, which is the easiest question you could ever be asked. No spine. https://t.co/64p1pbjbML

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) August 3, 2026

When NBA star LeBron James stumped for Hillary Clinton for POTUS in 2016 or NFL QB Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the National Anthem, people of Walsh's ilk essentially said "stay in your lane." But now when it's one of their pet causes, Walsh et al demand acquiescence. 

Speaking freely should be highly encouraged. But equally respected should be the desire to not speak at all, especially when one's livelihood can be in peril. It's part of Walsh's job to be provocative, but not so much Clark's.

- Speaking of the trans debate, remember in late 2024 when Rep. Seth Moulton (D-MA) bucked his fellow leftists on the issue? 

But now that he actually wants to be a U.S. Senator out of the far left haven that is Massachusetts? 

Seth Moulton apologizes to the far-Left for saying he doesn’t want men in girls’ sports.

Q: "You said 'I have two little girls. I don’t want them getting run over...by a male or formerly male athlete'..."

MOULTON: “To the trans community…I’m sorry if my comments hurt you.” pic.twitter.com/dZAMvkVqu5

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 4, 2026

The fact is, it's possible to not want biological men in women's spaces while also standing up for their civil liberties. But Seth likely knows as well as anyone that progs aren't big on nuance. 

- Conservative commentator Ben Domenech on the rise of Communist tendencies in today's Democrat party. 

 

The Red Diaper Babies of TikTok can GTFO. pic.twitter.com/cjvu1t9yoE

— Benjamin Domenech (@bdomenech) August 4, 2026

This should be a warning to conservatives to get their poop in a group by getting back on message with economics. It's always, always, alwayyyyyys the economy, stupid. 

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