The Mean Girls star is also said to be considering converting to Judaism to marry her lesbian lover.
According to the National Enquirer, wedding talk angered Ronson's Jewish family - so Catholic Lohan has offered to convert.
The fact that Ronson is a lesbian? Hey, it's great her parents accept her for who she is.
And the fact the Lohan has exhibited mental instability and a propensity for alcohol and drug abuse? All is forgiven.
But the mere prospect of Samantha marrying a Catholic??? Hey, Sam's parents have to draw the line somewhere.
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A Jewish girl marrying a Catholic girl? That would be meshuggah.
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