Top 5 phrases we'll never hear uttered.

5) ”That Steven Seagal is a mighty fine actor.”

4) ”I sure wish Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds would make a comeback.”

3) ”It’s a pleasure listening to such an objective journalist as Chris Matthews.”

2) Strib hack Nick Coleman saying ”I sincerely apologize for my shameless demagoguery the day after the 35W bridge collapse. Given the NTSB’s conclusion of a design flaw, I am utterly embarrassed at my asinine behavior”


AND NUMBER ONE:

”Mr. Davis, I am very interested in being the head coach of your Oakland Raiders.”


UPDATE: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!! You mean someone actually said something to that effect? Wouldn’t it be more desirable to just take a swan dive in to a pit with every carnivorous member of the reptile family?

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