Things to do.

Suppose I had approximately 10,000,000 things left to do in my time on Earth. If I had to accomplish the most desirable things first, the last few would look something like this:


#9,999,997: Defecate out a flaming hot porcupine.

#9,999,998: Sit through a Flavor of Love marathon.

#9,999,999: Vote for Al Franken for…well…anything, really.

#10,000,000: See caustic hag “comedienne” Kathy Griffin in concert.

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