Keep a knockin' but you can't come in.

I was prepared, but no Democrats came knocking on my door this past weekend.

The Democratic National Committee had volunteers in all 50 states go door-to-door on Saturday, April 29 in an effort "to share the Democratic Party's bold vision for America and begin a series of conversations with the American people about the upcoming elections."

So if some young gal in a VW Beetle with a “Keep you laws off my body” bumper sticker affixed had come to my door, this is what she would have witnessed:

Then again, some Democrats may have shown up. However, they thought twice before ringing the doorbell.



Disclaimer: This blog post was made in humor. No Democrats were (nor will be) harmed in the depiction and illustration of these events.