Ms. Smith goes to Washington.

Former..uh...”model” Anna Nicole Smith has taken her claim to her late husband’s oil fortune all the way to the Supreme Court.

When Smith was 26-years old, she married oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall, who was in his late 80s. Marshall died eleven years ago at the age of 90. Smith, now 38, has had her efforts to claim an inheritance repeatedly blocked by Marshall’s family. Mr. Marshall was said to have been worth over $1 billion at the time of his death.

While I couldn’t care less about this vapid airhead Anna Nicole Smith or her plight, I had to laugh at what appeared to be a double entendre uttered by Chief Justice John Roberts.

Roberts said the case involved "a substantial amount of assets.''

That’s all for now.